Straycrusher

A completely arbitrary, unending bout of constant bickering between two parties who, knowing they will never come to an agreement, continue their mind-numbing debate.

"My boyfriend & a mutual friend of ours have spent the past three & a half hours, at least, in the same straycrusher...despite my many, many pleas for them to please drop it."

by ProgPrincess October 24, 2009

femmefriend

A male friend who when things 'pop-off', or the proverbial 'shit hits the fan', instead of backing up his friends, he hightails it downwind.

"I sure wish J.D. was at that party when that fight broke out instead of our femmefriend."

by ProgPrincess March 20, 2010

chilliesque

exuding a general air of chillness.

"Did you see the sunset at that chilliesque party?"

by ProgPrincess August 28, 2009

Frojects

A residence that one thinks is akin to 'the projects', but really is not at all the same.

"Yo, last week in my frojects, some dude tried to jack a magazine I was throwing out."

by ProgPrincess October 20, 2009

nonversation

A conversation in which three or more people are involved in a discussion, but one person (usually the same person) is consistently & completely unheard/ignored.

"I was excited to go out with Topher & our friend Ascott, but when we got back to our apartment, the typical nonversation ensued. I didn't speak for a good five hours, at least. Another disappointing night."

by ProgPrincess November 14, 2009

Minja

A ninja who happens to be a midget.

"I was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer & watching the game. When, out of the darkness appeared a Minja, who proceeded to kick me in the head & run off with my remote. What are the odds?"

by ProgPrincess October 31, 2009

Vagolin

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009