progprincess's definitions

Gluteless Rudego

A rude, redundant, ego-maniac without an ass.

"With that attitude & baggy pants, you can really tell he is one Gluteless Rudego!"

by ProgPrincess September 15, 2009

nastard

a nasty bastard.

"Fuck him! He's a dirty nastard."

by ProgPrincess August 28, 2009

nonversation

A conversation in which three or more people are involved in a discussion, but one person (usually the same person) is consistently & completely unheard/ignored.

"I was excited to go out with Topher & our friend Ascott, but when we got back to our apartment, the typical nonversation ensued. I didn't speak for a good five hours, at least. Another disappointing night."

by ProgPrincess November 14, 2009

darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009

Minja

A ninja who happens to be a midget.

"I was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer & watching the game. When, out of the darkness appeared a Minja, who proceeded to kick me in the head & run off with my remote. What are the odds?"

by ProgPrincess October 31, 2009

lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.

"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."

by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009

pod-blocker

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.

"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."

by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009