progprincess's definitions

Vagolin

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009

pod-blocker

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.

"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."

by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009

darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009

Straycrusher

A completely arbitrary, unending bout of constant bickering between two parties who, knowing they will never come to an agreement, continue their mind-numbing debate.

"My boyfriend & a mutual friend of ours have spent the past three & a half hours, at least, in the same straycrusher...despite my many, many pleas for them to please drop it."

by ProgPrincess October 24, 2009

Minja

A ninja who happens to be a midget.

"I was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer & watching the game. When, out of the darkness appeared a Minja, who proceeded to kick me in the head & run off with my remote. What are the odds?"

by ProgPrincess October 31, 2009

lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.

"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."

by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009

chilliesque

exuding a general air of chillness.

"Did you see the sunset at that chilliesque party?"

by ProgPrincess August 28, 2009