2 definitions by prof poo

Wokens

Imaginary tokens you get for being woke in public. You can't exchange them for anything, but getting them gives some sense of meaning to your life that is otherwise devoid of any value.

Samantha: OMG the other day I saw this white woman telling a girl not to speak Spanish in Starbucks. It was heart breaking. I had to intervene and set the woman straight and the latinx girl thanked me. Cant believe this is still happening in 2019.
Karen: Omg that was so inspiring. Did I tell you I found out my family used to own slaves? I was devastated.
Bob: both of you are some lying ass bitches making shit up for some wokens.

by prof poo July 19, 2019

draining the swamp

When you let a Russian prostitute urinate in your mouth.

Damn, Don is at it again, draining the swamp. Better do damage control.

by prof poo February 12, 2018