1 definition by princesstartar

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The #1 job for the Lazies in urban america. The job requirements are to be able to sit at home on your ass, smoke crack, and eat government cheese while waiting for your check
Sorry Tyrone I can't go to the bar, my unemployment check has not arrived

My drunk uncle thinks unemployment is the best job he has ever had

I'm going to have to wait for the bus in the niggaquarium so I can get to the unemployment office
by princesstartar February 05, 2013

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