A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.
You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep!
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.
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