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1 definition by portsmouthout

A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid 70% of the females are sluts and/or amateur prostitutes. A favorite pastime of the locals is hanging out in various parking lots such as these favorites: Foodland, Taco Bell, Civic Center (but not past 9pm), and Waffle House. A place where flavored dip, enormous trucks, Polo, Costas, and country music are the favorite topics of conversation.
I'm about to head to Gardendale, to go sit in a parking lot and dip.
by portsmouthout May 04, 2011
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