1 definition by porterdisorder123

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The sexiest and most amazing person in the world. Also has a great personality and is awkward. Someone who is said "sextacular" is not a good dancer, made up their own "dougie" and can make almost any girl swoon with his amazing voice.

Spelling: Z-A-C-H P-O-R-T-E-R often mistakenly spelt like

C-A-ME-R-O-N Q-U-I-S-E-N-G but that is BIG misspelling error.
Girl 1: "Hey do you know how to spell sextacular?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's easy Z-A-C-H P-O-R-T-E-R!"
Girl 3: "Oh i thought it was C-A-M-"
Girl 2: "HELL TO THE NO."
Girl 3: "Oh...Okay."
Girl 1: "Thanks for clarifying!"
by porterdisorder123 September 12, 2011

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