49 definitions by pornstitute
A person who does some shitty things til it weakens him too long, and bounces back a while doing the right or no-wrong until they feel up to doing shitty things again.
Moral bet hedging.
Moral bet hedging.
by pornstitute October 19, 2023
When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.
by pornstitute June 18, 2023
by pornstitute October 9, 2023
Hard working Asian Minority treated as a leach in Social Justice circles, in relation to darker minorities. Also could use heygirl. Both a back reference to "Have Gun May Travel."
by pornstitute November 15, 2019
A person who constantly gets the definition of nuance wrong, a frequent mistake lately, as people use a Thesaurus to approximate definitions to look smarter than they are. Nuance being a "subtle change" with no time based tense, since it's movement in time itself. Some seem to define it to themselves because they see the word new in it. Could be used to define any frequent word misuse.
by pornstitute November 14, 2019
When someone takes your satire or joke too seriously. Like literal truth and tries or demands a fact check, even complains about the errors.
Huffinglue Post was Snoped!
by pornstitute November 28, 2019
The act of having a sexual release during defecation.
Releasing sexually over a pile of diarrhea or shit.
Releasing sexually over a pile of diarrhea or shit.
by pornstitute October 8, 2023