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3 definitions by poppie tart

If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby
oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.
by poppie tart December 02, 2009
the opposite of a blumpkin..when a guy goes down on a chick while she is taking a dump.
holy shit, going down..... can i actually do this muckdive? get the air freshner..before i vomit.
by poppie tart December 03, 2009
a cross between a mofo and a retard.
last night I got so crazy drunk that I acted like a super mo-tard.
by poppie tart December 02, 2009