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2 definitions by poopy pants nightmare

 
1.
Acronym for Shit On My Tip. Upon removing one's penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Originally used as a text acronym but has evolved to use as an exclamation or prepositional phase.
Jon, "Dude, I pounded her ass so hard last night, she won't shit for a week."
Erik, "Nice man, did you wear a condom?"
Jon, "SOMT, I didn't."

or

Erik, "SOMT, I forgot about that homework assignment."
Kyle, "Fuck, me too."
by poopy pants nightmare May 05, 2010
 
2.
Upon removing one's circumcised penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Can be used as an exclamation, prepositional phase or literally.
As an exclamation:
*Mike just got in a car accident*
Mike, "Shit on my tip!"

As a prepositional phrase:
Jason, "Shit on my tip, that bitch gave me herpes from a blow job."
Kyle, "That sucks, herpes is for life, I know from personal experience."

As a literal representation:
Jason, "Dude I had this girl, doggy style, bent over the toilet, fucking her in the poop cutter."
Erik, "Did you get any shit on your tip?"
by poopy pants nightmare May 05, 2010