1 definition by poopmongreldooodooo

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A male who continuously spends ridiculous amounts money on his girlfriend in hopes that it will get him better sex and she still does not let him do whatever he wants to her in bed.
you dont let your boyfriend jizz on your face? he must be a gas pumper!
by poopmongreldooodooo April 18, 2011

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