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UFC
UFC is the ultimate form of fighting, but in order to really understand it you must take some necessary steps:

1. Trane UFC by wearing lots of Tap Out and Affliction tees, make sure to mean mug people while wearing such attire.

2. Order insanely price PPVs and yell at the TV as soon as a fight hits the ground (Preferred language involves the usage of the words cunt, faggot, pussy & retarded, this is how the cool kids speak so go crazy)

3. Brock Lesnar & Dana White are the baddest men on the planet, don't let anyone tell you otherwise and make sure to mean mug them if they do.

4. MMA is for sissies, UFC is where it's at (now go to the mirror and yell "AS REAL AS IT GETS BABY")

5. Learn to love catchphrases such as "OMG Mike he is ROCKED" "AND IT IS AALLL OOOVER".
Decent person: Excuse me sir, just what is this whole UFC fighting thing i keep hearing about?

Dumbass: OMG bro u dont know??? its like the most violent most awesome shit ther is like blood n shit and dana white is like DUDE YOU WANT SOME TICKETS i was like awesome yeah MAN!!!

Decent person: Right... stay off drugs young man.
by poontaliciousness 1 June 22, 2011

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Better known simply by its initials (UFC) is as of right now the premier Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) organization in the world. It has slowly replaced boxing as the preferred combat sport in the United States (Boxing still remains more recognized worldwide).

The UFC has become a cultural phenomenon and has therefore become associated & attracted many undesirables.

1. UFC only fans are known as being very loud, stupid & opinionated.

2. The attire of choice is made out of highly ridiculous skull, bones & tribal designs. Some of the designs even resemble the eagle and iron cross as was used by the Nazi party.

3. Even though the UFC is the organization and Mixed Martial Arts is the sport the embodiment of Martial Arts is rarely seen or present as the major emphasis is on the entertainment aspect of things (Trash talk, nonsensical hyperboles, in your face attitudes & tired out catchphrases are the norm just as on professional wrestling).

Mixed Martial Arts as it was in Japan with the PRIDE organization was more closely associated with glory, perseverance and the samurai spirit. The UFC has shown during its broadcasts to be more about the business, entertainment & marketing side of it.
What does the UFC stand for?

It stands for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
by poontaliciousness 1 June 22, 2011

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