3 definitions by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf
fake smart, or pseudo-intellectual, is the classic kid in the back of the room with non prescription thick rimmed glasses, a 4x4 Rubio cube, and some kind of graphic tee depicting how edgy they are. Their grades are probably shit, but they consider themselves “trivia smart”. Chances are, they’ll be atheists or or her- hermadaffadytes
An excellent example of a fake-smart person is the child looking up “fake-smart” on urban dictionary to reassure himself that atheism is the true answer.
by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf February 21, 2018
A pointless thing which students have to write for their l.a class, they will never use it again. It ruins a perfectly good reading experience by making the student not want to write a csqt with forced parenthetical citations, introductory phrases, and appositives, for one chapter.
Guy a: hey did you do the csqt for Lord of the Flies?
Guy b: you mean claim/setup/quote/tie in? Fuck no! I just want to read the book mate.
Guy b: you mean claim/setup/quote/tie in? Fuck no! I just want to read the book mate.
by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf February 22, 2018
A Jason is an extremely neurotic, emotional, immature, stupid, angry, self critical low self esteem kind of person that also tries extremely hard to make other people happy without success. A Jason doesn’t necessarily care about other’s opinions, unless it’s someone really close. They may pester you to hang out more to the point where you want to kill them, but all they want to do is see you more. For most reasons listed above, they hate themselves. Their impulsiveness and reactiveness has cost both friendships and relationships. Even the personality alone is repulsive enough to drive everyone that cares about them away :) They spend most of their days alone and not talking to anyone with Spotify and homework, and possible drawing when the inspiration actually hits.
Jason
by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf April 12, 2018