26 definitions by pookie

softballa

a chick who is awesome at softball. this term is reserved only for the most bad ass softball players. not to be taken lightly.

Oh shit, that catcher is so good. She's a true softballa.

by pookie March 3, 2005

gibberish

the definition for gibberish is when two or more persons engage in a conversation which makes absolutely no fucking sense

dj Phanta-C: I was rowing my boat down the street when I ran into a penguin who was riding a dirt bike in circles cause he dropped his pocket
michelle: yes i also seen the penguin in miami at disneyworld where he took me to breakfast that night and we flew around iowa in a garbage truck eating scarecrows for dinner

by pookie September 20, 2003

nymphomania

A mental condition that causes someone to want to engage in sexual activity. A lot.

My dear friend Lacey suffers from a severe form of nymphomania. She likes peanut butter.

by pookie February 26, 2005

dilly dally

to bullshit and waste time

Come on and get dressed to leave! We don't have time for you to dilly dally!

by pookie June 16, 2004

finaggle

To shadily take something away from someone.

I finaggled a pitcher of beer from the bartender for free.

by pookie August 5, 2004

ass dick

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.

"Grow some balls, ass dick!"

by pookie March 22, 2005

unleash the fury

1. whip out your dick 2. to cum in a girls hair

I unleashed my fury and it nearly blinded her!

by pookie March 10, 2004