1 definition by poodlewhacker

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When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.
Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
by poodlewhacker July 15, 2009

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