Definitions by poodlewhacker

Poop Tease 

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

Poop Tease by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009