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To be obsessed with one's own dickcheese.
Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.
The irrational and impairing fear of hair-growing epidermal nevi, more commonly known as moles.
While most consider the occasional ornery hair sprouting from a mole to be unsightly, those with this phobia recoil in horror at the sight of one.
"Make sure you pluck your moles before you go on that date with Steve, I heard he's got a touch of nevifolliphobia."
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