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2 definitions by poo poo pants

 
1.
To be obsessed with one's own dickcheese.
Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.
by poo poo pants December 12, 2008
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2.
The irrational and impairing fear of hair-growing epidermal nevi, more commonly known as moles.

While most consider the occasional ornery hair sprouting from a mole to be unsightly, those with this phobia recoil in horror at the sight of one.
"Make sure you pluck your moles before you go on that date with Steve, I heard he's got a touch of nevifolliphobia."
by poo poo pants March 25, 2009
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