poo's definitions

Honk

the noise mooses make

honk goes the moose

by poo February 12, 2004

no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

by poo January 31, 2022

doubt, massive doubt

dont know wot it means but ask any townie

tom - "i run 14 miles a day"
jane - "doubt, massive doubt"

by poo July 30, 2004

crity

Its a kind of hat that people wear in Uzbekistan.

Would you just look at that crity

by Poo May 13, 2005

gonzo

The act of removing your penis (and testicles, if you wish) and resting it/them on the face of a sleeping person so it looks like they have a long nose (the penis) that Gonzo from the Muppets had

That one guy passed out at the party and I gave him a gonzo.

by poo February 24, 2003

Hangina

A lampshade made from cloth material, which is pointy at the top and is labelled: "Hangina".

"Hey! It's a hangina."
"It's a hanging."

by poo December 18, 2004

Nerd level

(Inverse) normal level, the scale used by nerds to meter how uncomfortable they feel around unnerdy people (ie those with lower nerd levels than themselves)

by poo June 5, 2003