2 definitions by poluphron

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The most retarded person you know.
Named for the small town in Central NY along route 206, called Downsville, with no direct offence meant to that wonderful hamlet.
Elisha: Dad, I forgot to take the foil off the Ding-Dong again.
Keifer: What, are you running for Mayor of Downsville?
by poluphron May 12, 2006

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The phenomenon in which every member present at an outing has recently hit the ATM, leading to an over-abundance of 20-dollar bills, and no convenient way to make change.
Sushi waiter: The bill comes to 76.23.
Customer 1: I only have 20's.
Customer 2: Me too.
Customer 3: Are you shitting me?! We are all Asshats!
Customer 4: Fucking ikositis.
Sushi waiter: (sotto voce, some asian-fusion language) Stupid americans.
by poluphron May 12, 2006

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