the legendary cal-boner
is a fabled beast amongst pedophile and rapist circles. legend
has it that the extremely
rare yet precarious cal-boner
only furrows out of its nesting site whilst unconscious
pussy/cock is aloof during
the closure of teenage
parties. the cal-boner
will knock out the vulnerable adolescents with his wide array of tools in his utility belt and fuck the shit out of their underage ass. whilst extremley rare and hard to spot, the cal-boner
will be lethal when trying to achieve his goal of devouring passed out puss and will attack the other
rug-munchers with his immortal 'rock-throw'. whilst the cal-boner
may be volatile and disturbing, adolescents do feel for the little critter due to the fact
that it is the nfortunate product of many, many generations of incest. cal-boner
's arch enemy
is the incest-rape spawn, cam-syndrome.
child #1: let's not drink too much
today, we do not want the cal-boner annihilating out assholes
child #2: don't worry, the cal-boner only preys
on passed out girls.
child #1: you are mistaken young sir, the cal-boner preys
passed out, be it cock, titties or a combination.