the legendary cal-boner is a fabled beast amongst pedophile and rapist circles. legend has it that the extremely rare yet precarious cal-boner only furrows out of its nesting site whilst unconscious pussy/cock is aloof during the closure of teenage parties. the cal-boner will knock out the vulnerable adolescents with his wide array of tools in his utility belt and fuck the shit out of their underage ass. whilst extremley rare and hard to spot, the cal-boner will be lethal when trying to achieve his goal of devouring passed out puss and will attack the other rug-munchers with his immortal 'rock-throw'. whilst the cal-boner may be volatile and disturbing, adolescents do feel for the little critter due to the fact that it is the nfortunate product of many, many generations of incest. cal-boner's arch enemy is the incest-rape spawn, cam-syndrome.
worried child #1: let's not drink too much today, we do not want the cal-boner annihilating out assholes
worried child #2: don't worry, the cal-boner only preys on passed out girls.
worried child #1: you are mistaken young sir, the cal-boner preys on anything passed out, be it cock, titties or a combination.