9 definitions by platonymous
the great person you meet right before you go through a big change in your life, like moving away to a new city or getting a new job for example, but they are a person that you can't bring with you to the new phase in your life
Sevita: hey what's up man, where's your gf at?
Me: ohh, it didn't work out
Sevita: why not?
Me: she can't be anything more than a brinkbae
Me: ohh, it didn't work out
Sevita: why not?
Me: she can't be anything more than a brinkbae
by platonymous January 23, 2020
A town that's somewhere between urban and suburban. It's like a child of the urb and the suburb, hence cuburb.
Famous: where do you live?
Amos: Addison, TX
Famous: ohh, it's a suburb
Amos: no, it's more of a cuburb
Amos: Addison, TX
Famous: ohh, it's a suburb
Amos: no, it's more of a cuburb
by platonymous April 27, 2020
"dude i showed you that first”
when you send a link to your friend, and your friend sends the same link to you without noticing that you showed it to them first …tis a common occurrence in the viral world of the inter-web
when you send a link to your friend, and your friend sends the same link to you without noticing that you showed it to them first …tis a common occurrence in the viral world of the inter-web
Jerry sends a video of an ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo to George, and then five minutes later...
George: dude, check out this video of the ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo!!
Jerry: disytf!
George: I was in the pool!!
George: dude, check out this video of the ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo!!
Jerry: disytf!
George: I was in the pool!!
by platonymous December 24, 2015
Dude1: what's your religion man?
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad
by platonymous August 6, 2022
It's a noun that describes the state of existence where one's b’s, m’s, n’s, and d’s, among other letters, phonetically sound either the same or flip plopped in pairs because of a heavily congested nose.
Grandma: Cad you get be sub soup dear? I cad’t mreathe nrhough by dose ad all, I caught a cold add I cad’t boove.
Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.
Grandma: Brecisedly!
Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!
Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.
Grandma: Brecisedly!
Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!
by platonymous May 23, 2014
Bourgeoise "hipsters".
Basically, the people whose hipster profiles did not come about naturally through shopping in thrift stores for years due to low money, or listening to shitty music simply because they just happen to have shitty tastes to begin with. The “Hipgeoise" are the people who come from a moderately well off family, they shop for all their “hipster” clothes at the high end clothing stores in shiny malls, and they listen to shitty music because other people who are “dope” listen to shitty music.
Basically, the people whose hipster profiles did not come about naturally through shopping in thrift stores for years due to low money, or listening to shitty music simply because they just happen to have shitty tastes to begin with. The “Hipgeoise" are the people who come from a moderately well off family, they shop for all their “hipster” clothes at the high end clothing stores in shiny malls, and they listen to shitty music because other people who are “dope” listen to shitty music.
Otis: “nice beanie, where’d you find it?”
Amory: “Ohh thanks man! I got it at Nordstrom”
Otis: “ohh, that’s great man! good for you...and your people. so you’re a real hipgeoise huh”
Amory: “You bet I am. Haha!… hipgeoise, that’s a great word, what’s it mean?"
Amory: “Ohh thanks man! I got it at Nordstrom”
Otis: “ohh, that’s great man! good for you...and your people. so you’re a real hipgeoise huh”
Amory: “You bet I am. Haha!… hipgeoise, that’s a great word, what’s it mean?"
by platonymous February 3, 2017
Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
by platonymous December 9, 2019