2 definitions by planetneptune

Slourp (verb)

to absorb sticky stuff with a sponge

me: last night you spilt juice on the counter, so i slourped it up

my friend: wdym slourped?

me: Slourp (verb) to absorb sticky stuff with a sponge

by planetneptune May 17, 2021

Super-Straight

An invalid "sexuality" some transphobes made up.

Ew, my dad says he's super-straight! This is why I can't tell him i'm trans.

by planetneptune May 16, 2021