pj's definitions

wag

To shake one's penis at another person.

Wes got drunk and was wagging his dick at passing cars.

by pj November 22, 2004

lerppu kyrpa

A "Soft Cock",

A person who who cannot consumate.
A very poor effort or attempt.

Derived from FINNISH words meaning exactly FLOPPY DICK / penus.
Example a sales guy makes the deal, but the factory screws up on the delivery.

Like flirting all night to get a lady into bed, then producing a flacid member, at the crucial moment.

You fakking Lerppu kyrpa!

Your effort was fakking lerppu kyrpa!

That was Lerppu Kyrpa.

by PJ December 4, 2003

bloody pikey

Liam is this

Liam, a bloody pikey, went to the store to buy bread but instead was given a pogo stick since the storekeeper couldn't fucking understand him.

by PJ May 18, 2004

wankpiece

1)The tool of the gods; A penis or clitoral member.

2)A fucking useless condescending cunt

1)My, thats a marvelously large wankpiece Dr Hibberd....!

2)My supervisor...

by PJ January 9, 2005

nuffy

A term used to describe people that are mentally retarded (or just plain stupid). Derived from the term nuff nuff.

That nuffy just cut his own hand off with a power saw.

by PJ May 27, 2004

fe-mullet

a female lesbians mullet
grossest longest dirtiest mullet ever

mandy moore

by PJ April 28, 2003

Quezonaught

A homosexual, of such a degree that his/her gayness extends the bounds of the earths atmosphere; In some cases this could be used as a complimentry phrase rather than a derogatory insult

1)G, you fucking quezonaught...you are sooo queer

2)He/she is sooo horny...I think he/she must be a quezonaught!

by PJ January 9, 2005