monkeyhole

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)
by Pitoyable May 09, 2005
mugGet the monkeyholemug.

Bull shitter

n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.

b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.

c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.
I had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded.
by Pitoyable May 02, 2005
mugGet the Bull shittermug.

monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
by Pitoyable May 09, 2005
mugGet the monkeybonemug.

drag queen

A homosexual man who dresses as a flamboyant woman for entertainment or personal enjoyment.
The drag queens were so beautiful that my brother wouldn't believe me when I told him they were men.
by Pitoyable May 02, 2005
mugGet the drag queenmug.

narf

An exclamation. Used when one has done or said something particularly stupid.
boy#1: "What is Harmony of Color?"

boy#2: "Color that's harmonious. Narf!"
by Pitoyable May 20, 2005
mugGet the narfmug.

beyotch

A friendly use of the word bitch. Usually used in greeting one's friend, or when one has succeeded over someone.
Hey, beyotch!

You got owned, beyotch!
by Pitoyable May 02, 2005
mugGet the beyotchmug.

drag king

A homosexual woman who dresses like a man and takes on a male persona for entertainment or personal enjoyment.


*See drag queen
When my mother was in her drag king attire, I could not have picked her out of a line of dirty old men.
by Pitoyable May 02, 2005
mugGet the drag kingmug.