pitoyable's definitions

narf

An exclamation. Used when one has done or said something particularly stupid.

boy#1: "What is Harmony of Color?"

boy#2: "Color that's harmonious. Narf!"

by Pitoyable May 20, 2005

Texas

a.)n. A state of mind

b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.

c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.

I can't wait until I leave Texas. I want to go to San Fransisco and be a gay porn director.

by Pitoyable May 22, 2005

transvestite

n. A transvestite is a man or woman who wears clothing of the opposite sex. Unlike the drag queen or draq king where the person is homosexual, a transvestite can be gay or straight.

Many tranvestites have a love of a particular type of clothing of the opposite sex, usually brought on by happy childhood memories of it.

*Not to be confused with the transsexual.

The transvestite down the street can always be seen wearing fluffy pink sweaters.

by pitoyable July 15, 2008

ain't

Originally a non-slang word, ain't began as a contraction for "am not", as in "I ain't stupid." When people began to use it improperly as in "He ain't", which should have been "He isn't", people came to consider it improper use of language. Today, it's known to be used predominantly in the south and by uneducated people.

I ain't yo' momma.

He ain't goin' to eat those nasty baked beans.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

beyotch

A friendly use of the word bitch. Usually used in greeting one's friend, or when one has succeeded over someone.

Hey, beyotch!

You got owned, beyotch!

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

Bull shitter

n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.

b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.

c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.

I had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

drag queen

A homosexual man who dresses as a flamboyant woman for entertainment or personal enjoyment.

The drag queens were so beautiful that my brother wouldn't believe me when I told him they were men.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005