pir8matt's definitions

shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!

by pir8matt June 2, 2011

roastmortem

A gathering, after ones death, where a specific amount of time is set aside to talk shit and generally cut through the bullshit associated with the passing of a loved one, friend, acquaintance, etc.

"Honest discussion about Ralphs porn addiction and booger-eating will be discussed at the Roastmortem"

by pir8matt July 20, 2010

Failblazer

One whose level of fail is as yet unseen and unprecedented in scope.

Larry had failed in such a new and inventive way, he could truly be called a failblazer.

by pir8matt June 30, 2011