14 definitions by pipe downn

14.	Shithog
	buy shithog mugs, tshirts and magnets Someone who acts like a complete and total asshole. A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority. Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it. Look at that kid over there. He's got four pencils all sharpened to exactly the same length, a slicked-down side parting, and yesterday he went to the principal cos two of the guys were smoking out the back. Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets. What a shithog! shit hog asshole dirtwad sycophant by Pipe Downn Oct 2, 2009 share this
13.	dongbutts
	buy dongbutts mugs, tshirts and magnets A computer font whose letters are constructed from stick figures engaged in anal sex. If you write the name "Condoleeza" in the dongbutts font, it sends out the wrong message to the youth of America. dong butt anal font dingbats orgiastic frenzy by Pipe Downn Sep 14, 2009 share this
12.	go fuck yourself
	buy go fuck yourself mugs, tshirts and magnets This is a common phrase, which people often over-complicate. In fact, it means exactly what it says: GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead: FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with: YOURSELF: You, yourself, you. Whaddya mean what do I mean go fuck yourself? Go. Fuck. Yourself. You. Wanker. Simple. go fuck yourself you wanker. by Pipe Downn Sep 13, 2009 share this
11.	ebonics
	buy ebonics mugs, tshirts and magnets A form of mental retardation characterised by inability to grasp the basics of human language. Ebonicised person: "Fo shizzle dawg, ho be shakin thad ass." Normal black person: "No, don't stare, Leroy. It's not their fault they can't conjugate verbs. It's the ebonics, dear." language black thug gangsta retard by Pipe Downn Aug 8, 2009 share this
10.	Plankspanker
	buy plankspanker mugs, tshirts and magnets One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata." Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself. plank spank masturbate onanism self-stimulation monkey-manglery chipolata-chokery weasel-walloping the playing of the pink oboe by Pipe Downn Jul 9, 2009 share this
9.	fuck all
	buy fuck all mugs, tshirts and magnets To have total sex: to have sex with everything. Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals. But I am bigger than that. I will do nothing less than fuck all. sex fuck total everything screw by Pipe Downn Mar 30, 2009 share this
8.	Cracker
	buy cracker mugs, tshirts and magnets Someone who has smoked so much crack that they forgot what a black racist sounds like. To a PC idiot, the word "nigger" is racist and unacceptable, while the word "cracker" is 'ebonics' and 'valid'. But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers. That's what "racism" means, folks. nigger racism racist honkie political correctness pc by Pipe Downn Jan 26, 2009 share this

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