phucker's definitions

candy bar

a Shit Covered Dick.
When you are having anal sex and you are going to cum and you pull out your shit covered dick and put in their mouth. They suck you off the rest of the way eating the the shit and cum.

"Last night I fed her the candybar"
"It was so dark she didn't even realize she was gonna eat the candy bar"

by Phucker January 17, 2007

dumper pumper

1.)One who fucks the anus
2.)The act of anal sex

"Check out that dumper pumper action"
"Last night I gave her the ole dumper pumper"

by Phucker January 17, 2007

poopie pooperton

Nickname for a meth pipe

go grap poopie pooperton so we can smoke

by Phucker January 17, 2007

frankenstien

Rolling a cigaette out of the butts you find at a local ashtray.

Astray = Public cemetary
Cig butts = Dead Bodys
Roller = Dr. Frankenstien

Usually done by the homelss and hard-up broke ass smokers

I'm gonna hit the starbucks so I can roll a frankenstien.

by Phucker January 30, 2007

shit hooks

Someones Hands, The hands of someone you don't like.

"Hey, get your shit hooks off my beers"

by Phucker January 15, 2007

dick puller

Someone who jacks off too much

Barry needs to change his name to Dick Puller

by Phucker January 30, 2007

scissors

A term used when asking a drug dealer for marijuana.

You got any scissors so I can cut this paper?

by Phucker January 15, 2007