1 definition by phofffff
When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021