189 definitions by phil

Dirty Darrow

to completly humiliate yourself using crazy tacticts such as eating your own shit, or exposing yourself to a older man secretly wishing the old man spent time in prison, and would role play what those lonely nights behind bars was like with you

one time i was at my friend pauls house, and he was all like feeling bad about himself so he was all like "hey phil, will you...i mean, um...well please dirty darrow me, that will make me feel better" so obviously i was all like 'sure bro" so i shit on a plate and slowly fed it to him like he was a child that was unable to feed himself due to some fatal illness or disease if you will. i also fucked him in the ass. it was awesome.

by phil March 13, 2004

senny

Likes making docks, and selling hot dogs.

Sen stands in his store and repeats "Buy my dog, Buy my dog, Buy my dog."

by phil March 27, 2003

senny

Sen likes to eat yambag.

Sen cried when the cat ate the yambag first.

by phil March 27, 2003

pikeys

irish gypsies who will steal anything and are mostly violent

"i fockin' 'ate pikeys" -from snatch

by phil April 21, 2003

brang

The tiny occasional ring in someone's head that occurs for no apparent reason. Kinda like a long, high pitched beep.

Brain + ring

Aw, man i wasnt payin attention, I had a brang.

by phil November 8, 2004

philaphonic

a nice and loving guy.. mostly with the name of phil..

by phil July 22, 2003

military

a. to love to be around men

civilians actually control the military in the united states. so why doesn't the civilians end war by fighting?

by phil January 27, 2005