3 definitions by phaeidaeux

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physical contact with one's testicles by one's own or another's appendage, typically the hand. In certain contexts the appendage doing the touching could be represented by an elbow, a knee, a foot or even a fist. A "bare", "hairy" or "cracked" poconut implies skin on skin contact, while a "poconut on the tree" or "poconut with leaves" indicates indirect contact as when an intervening article of clothing or fabric shields the target testicle(s) from otherwise receiving a direct physical contact (si.e. kin on skin) from the touching appendage.
1. Joe: That TSA guy was a little bit too friendly. He gave me a couple of poconuts.

Bob: Oh man, were they hairy?

Joe: Nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but I think he would've cracked one open if I had gone to the private screening area with him.

2. Ken had a date with Barbie last night. I knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the Easter Bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.
by phaeidaeux February 07, 2013

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ejaculating at the point of deepest penetration
At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.
by phaeidaeux May 20, 2012

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An outdoor swimming pool, typically found at popular apartment complexes in college towns, on a hot and sunny summer weekend or Holiday; add beer and simmer 6 hours until the liquid marinade reaches a temperature of 86-90 degrees and takes on a slightly cloudy color.
There's some hot Peep Stew down at the pool but I'm not sure if there are any chairs left.
by phaeidaeux May 31, 2011

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