phaderfreak's definitions

beiber batter

Justin Beibers' semen.

that little slut couldn't wait to get beiber batter all over her face.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

crimson torpedo

the presence of blood in one's feces.

All that spicy food last night lead to a huge crimson torpedo this morning.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.

i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012