Definitions by phaderfreak

scarlet loaf 

feces which contains blood in it.

i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.

scarlet loaf by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

crimson torpedo 

the presence of blood in one's feces.

All that spicy food last night lead to a huge crimson torpedo this morning.

crimson torpedo by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

beiber batter 

Justin Beibers' semen.

that little slut couldn't wait to get beiber batter all over her face.

beiber batter by phaderfreak July 25, 2012