1 definition by pezbrain

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A brass instrument that is only played by either complete douchebags who think they have a huge musical talent or talentless people who just want to be in band. The douchebags only wear Abercrombie shirts and gay shorts, and walk the halls singing double octave scales thinking everybody likes them.
"The trumpet is the most important instrument in the band!"
"No, it's just the gayest."
by pezbrain July 01, 2009

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