25 definitions by penisshakes
A male who is overly friendly, touchy and/or excitable with other men. It has connotations of homosexuality but does not necessarily automatically mean the subject is gay.
by penisshakes April 13, 2023
The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."
"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."
"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
When you cum too early or by accident. This can also apply to orgasms with people you regret sleeping with.
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
Copyunist (noun) someone who becomes a socialist/leftist/communist to be cool rather than in a genuine belief in those ideals.
"Charlie said he was a communist but I asked him who Marx was and he didn't know."
"He's a real copyunist
"He's a real copyunist
by penisshakes March 18, 2021
Girlboss (verb) to make something or someone appear as a feminist idol or inspiration for profit, despite the numerous flaws of the person.
"Have you seen the new Cruella De Ville trailer?"
"Yeah. They totally girlbossed her. As if she's a villain because she's a girl, not because she tried to make a coat out of puppies."
"Yeah. They totally girlbossed her. As if she's a villain because she's a girl, not because she tried to make a coat out of puppies."
by penisshakes March 18, 2021