1 definition by penguins-beer

Top Definition
your small town slut, who loves playboy and never uses condoms, has 3 guys going at one time. also a compulsive liar, and not just any lie big huge lies, also wears way too much make up is way too skinny and has an irritating voice.
hi my name is Jacki and ive slept with your whole family, i am also a playmate. i am the face of revlon and have an eating disorder.
by penguins-beer July 10, 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt