Definitions by penguinopolipitese

failure to launch 

when a relationship stalls in the initial stages and you somehow end up being friends instead

me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.

failure to launch by penguinopolipitese August 19, 2007

c-ring

an abbreviation of cock ring

I got my c-ring caught on my zipper...ouch!

c-ring by penguinopolipitese December 27, 2006

Muslim kryptonite

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant

pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!

Muslim kryptonite by penguinopolipitese August 4, 2006