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3 definitions by penguinopolipitese

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant
pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!
by penguinopolipitese August 04, 2006
when a relationship stalls in the initial stages and you somehow end up being friends instead
me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.
by penguinopolipitese August 15, 2007
an abbreviation of cock ring
I got my c-ring caught on my zipper...ouch!
by penguinopolipitese December 22, 2006