pedro's definitions

Jobby

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

by Pedro March 4, 2004

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

Jizzy Crizzy

African American term for Jesus Christ Almighty.

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.

by Pedro December 2, 2003

bumple

A little piece of poop.

"Look out for the bumple!!"

by pedro February 16, 2005

dezbo

Someone who is lazy. Unwilling to involve oneself in activities

Come out & play, dont be such a dezbo

by Pedro September 15, 2003

mutha fucka

Used to express alot of something or to emphasize something.

"You dumb as a mutha fucka!"
"That bitch gay as a mutha fucka!"
"You ugly as a mutha fucka!"

by Pedro December 5, 2003

cojack

Someone who lacks pubic hair

That kid is a mega cojack

by pedro September 14, 2003