47 definitions by pectussian
A list of the five celebrities you would sleep with (even if you're in a committed relationship), if they ever just flat-out offered you sex. May be serious in context, or brought up as a complete joke.
I may be married, but my five are Rachel Nichols, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Emma Watson, Abigail Spencer, and Amy Adams. It's on my marriage license.
by pectussian August 9, 2013
Escort slang for "double bareback blowjob" or "double bare blowjob." Essentially, two girls giving a blowjob at once without a condom. Used on ads on craigslist or other sites offering such services.
by pectussian June 30, 2016
Escort slang for anal rimming. Sometimes used in ads, and also on review sites like RubMaps. Also intended to avoid incrimination if they get caught.
I called up Layla last night, and not only did she give me a BBBJ and FS, she also let me give her a good AR!
by pectussian October 1, 2015
1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.
2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!
Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
by pectussian June 21, 2011
n. An infamously sketchy gay bar on Ponce De Leon Ave. in Atlanta (obviously). Has been the location of several police raids, one of which is under investigation.
by pectussian June 1, 2011
A body rub is, technically, an erotic massage that may or may not include extras, e.g. happy endings. Sometimes these take place in hotels or motels; other times the masseuse will come to the client's home.
Experiences with a body rub are very individualized: some offer more intimate services (such as a BJ) based on pay, and others will offer kissing, mutual touch, and even FS. Often this depends on how familiar the masseuse is with the client. And prices run the gamut from $50-$300 and higher, also depending on what services you want.
Men, women, and transgender providers offer body rubs if you're looking for them, and they're probably available in just about any city, believe it or not.
Experiences with a body rub are very individualized: some offer more intimate services (such as a BJ) based on pay, and others will offer kissing, mutual touch, and even FS. Often this depends on how familiar the masseuse is with the client. And prices run the gamut from $50-$300 and higher, also depending on what services you want.
Men, women, and transgender providers offer body rubs if you're looking for them, and they're probably available in just about any city, believe it or not.
I had the most amazing body rub last night! Her name was Angel; she was gorgeous and treated me like a king!
by pectussian October 19, 2015
n. An e-mail phishing scam that apparently fooled a lot of AOL newbies into giving away their passwords. Users received an e-mail saying, "You've received an AOL InstaKiss!" and then were asked to enter their screen name and password.
"Hey, I just got an AOL InstaKiss! Maybe it's from that hottie Michelle!"
"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."
"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."
by pectussian May 22, 2011