1. A brand name for a miniature "pocket-sized" microwave marketed to college students, homosexuals and the morbidly obese by GE.
2. Franco-dutch for "Dick-fucker" or alternatively, "monster-fucker." This unfortunate poorly-researched naming scheme lead to the loss of the European market.
"He biteneuker, kok me wat pizza rollen in de BiteNuker!"
"Hey dick fucker, cook me some pizza rolls in the mini-microwave!"
1. A situation so confusing and chaotic that the American-English "cluster fuck," is not adequate to describe it. The German compound word is used to create a deep and profound sense of cluster fuck.
1945; < Nazi Germany - in the closing months of WWII, the German forces described their situation as klausterfokken, a Germanization of the American soldier's use of the phrase "cluster fuck."
"When the American Republican Party nominated a presidential candidate who was later found to be homosexual, the national conservative political scene could only be described as klausterfokken."
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.
See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!
2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."