1 definition by paulywalnuts070

When a man's penis takes up 25% of his body weight, causing him to lean forward for no reason at public affairs and/or when he sees some hot shit and getting a boner, and making it possible for him to pick up the ladies... if you catch my drift. Damn I wish I was a cockapotimus. It would be awesome to have a dick like that. I would get laid so fast.
WOW!! did you see that cockapotimus over there!

You think you have a huge dick! I'm a cockapotimus
by paulywalnuts070 March 12, 2009
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