paul hinton's definitions

stinger

the nettles, when you touch em they sting you, the stinger is natures way of stopping you walking a trail of destruction in the bush.

ahhh just got stung by a stinger

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

Pork Rind

a snack, its deep fried peices of pork fat, ya can gerrem from the butchers and the pubs, its very tasty, they also call em pork scrachings or pork crackling, they meck em all around the world, and are popular in the midlands region of england and the southern states of america!!

gorra gooen ge' maya bagga pork rind aer kid

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

yo mama

some pussy yankee joke that aye even funny, and they too coward to say yo dada, cause they know you beat the shit out of em if they did.

yo mama,
yes i'm his mom your takin about and I'll beat the shit out you.

by paul hinton May 22, 2006

Shire

a county, staffordshire, yorkshire, lincolnshire, its also the name of a big work pony, called the shyre oss or shire horse or just shire pony, counties in the former english colonies are also called shires

I'm from a small village in the south stafford"shire" coal feilds,

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

mine

when something is yours, or a pit or a colliery for mining coal n gold n iron n stuff out the ground, they call miners or anyone from a mining village "the pitmen",

jimmy: aye up ol pal, that mine, keep yer'ands off it!!
john the theif: it warr me

jimmy: I wish they'd reopen the mines, then everybody would have a job
johnny: arr I know, lorrove unemployment since they shut em!!

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

county

a shire, a province, like staffordshire, derbyshire, lincolnshire, mostly just little mining villages and market towns, theres the county jail.

its also the kind of ass, the shire ass, or just the english shire horse, in the states its a shire pony.

jimmy:wheredyo live, me ole shoe
johnny: I live in derby
jimmy:derbyshire?????
johnny: arrr, dahhby county
jimmy: stop teckin the piss, and get back t'werk

by paul hinton May 11, 2006

l98

a riffle the british army lend to kids on their thirteenth birthday, its just a training riffle, you have to cock every time you shoot. Its the uglyest riffle in existance, horrable shape. cadets and youth armys are just a way to brainwash the young ns to goto war and join thereal army later on in life, how else dya think they get enough people mad enough to join. its good money if you don't mind the risk of dying befor your time.

you wouldnt last long on the real battlefeild with this plastic single shot thing, the l98 is a good trainer though.

by paul hinton May 14, 2006