paul fleming's definitions
These ladies are the filth of society. They search out a partner and the only attribute that is of interest to them is financial. Often seen with gentlemen twice their age, or in large expensive vehicles. They very rarely have children as they are too selfish to look after anyone except themselves. These ladies are the same as whores, except they have to stay with the client until he dies, then claims the money that the client (husband) has left her.
Samuel: Wasn't the funeral sad, I didn't see any tears from the dead mans widow though, I thought it was his daughter until Debbie told me it was his wife.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
Get the Money Slutmug. A single person who is responsible for thousands of paralysed people suffering due to his stupidity and lack of understanding of stem cell research.
Nigel: I have been in this wheelchair for 4 years now and that idiot "George Bush" has just rejected another plea for stem cells to be used in helping people with spinal cord injuries.
Paul: Maybe someone in his family will get paralysed and he might change his mind.
Nigel: I doubt it, unless he can somehow invade a country in the name of stem cell research, and steal their oil, I doubt it.
Paul: Maybe someone in his family will get paralysed and he might change his mind.
Nigel: I doubt it, unless he can somehow invade a country in the name of stem cell research, and steal their oil, I doubt it.
by Paul Fleming August 3, 2006
Get the George Bushmug. A phrase used in a describing a female that has had many sexual partners, and who is generally known as a whore.
by Paul Fleming July 8, 2006
Get the second hand dartboardmug. 1. A common name for an attractive female who is always willing to give herself up for sex without expecting any financial, or emotional gain in return. Often confused with fuck bunny, with the only difference being a slut bunny is more prone to expecting more than one partner at a time.
2. A beautiful girl who readily gives herself up for sex on a regular basis and refuses to accept cash in return.
3. A female who has a reputation for sleeping with anyone, anywhere and is also good looking.
2. A beautiful girl who readily gives herself up for sex on a regular basis and refuses to accept cash in return.
3. A female who has a reputation for sleeping with anyone, anywhere and is also good looking.
by Paul Fleming July 8, 2006
Get the slut bunnymug. These are men who spend a lot of time tracking a female to find out if she is a whore. He has built up his knoledge of females to spot if a girl is just a cock tease, or if indeed she is a boomerang whore, and therefore he already knows if the girl is worth any of his time and money. Usually these men are found in offices and it is their female workers that they are "Whore Tracking".
Seth: I've been checking out Sandra from accounts for two weeks and I don't know if I could get some sex with her. What do you think, you are apparently the best "Whore Tracker" in the city.
Barnaby: I've been "Whore Tracking" Sandra for a week now, and she is definately ripe for sex, she would be on top of you in a matter of minutes, just ask her to dinner and you are guaranteed a lay.
Seth: Thats great! I'll ask her round to my place on Tuesday, thats when my wife is at weight watchers.
Barnaby: I've been "Whore Tracking" Sandra for a week now, and she is definately ripe for sex, she would be on top of you in a matter of minutes, just ask her to dinner and you are guaranteed a lay.
Seth: Thats great! I'll ask her round to my place on Tuesday, thats when my wife is at weight watchers.
by Paul Fleming July 19, 2006
Get the Whore Trackermug. This is a horses equivalent of a orgasm. In some hick towns in America where sleeping with animals is accepted, boasting in the bar about giving your horse a "Maregasm" is quite common and completely acceptable.
Cletis: I gone and got me a new horse called Betsie, She's a beauty, it took me a while but i gave her a "Maregasm" she aint never gonna forget!
John Boy: Way ta go Cletis, you a lucky man!
John Boy: Way ta go Cletis, you a lucky man!
by Paul Fleming July 14, 2006
Get the Maregasmmug. 1. Most commonly these things are known as children.
2. After a whore has slept around, These parasites are developed inside a female slut for 9 months before being removed by a Whore Doctor.
3. The most hateful creatures on the planet.
4. An excuse for women not going to work, and an excuse for them to sit around the house all day doing nothing.
2. After a whore has slept around, These parasites are developed inside a female slut for 9 months before being removed by a Whore Doctor.
3. The most hateful creatures on the planet.
4. An excuse for women not going to work, and an excuse for them to sit around the house all day doing nothing.
Carla: I don't know what to do with my life, I really want to earn a lot of money, but I really can't be bothered to get a job or do any work. What do you think I should do?
Jane: Are you serious? Why not go out and have sex with some guy and get yourself a "Whore Reward"? That will give you an excuse not to work, and you will get money thrown at you by the government, it's like the name says, you are being rewarded for being a whore.
Carla: Thats brilliant, it's almost as though the government understands that lazy woman need to be looked after just like all the other scum in society. Roll on child support cheques!
Jane: Are you serious? Why not go out and have sex with some guy and get yourself a "Whore Reward"? That will give you an excuse not to work, and you will get money thrown at you by the government, it's like the name says, you are being rewarded for being a whore.
Carla: Thats brilliant, it's almost as though the government understands that lazy woman need to be looked after just like all the other scum in society. Roll on child support cheques!
by Paul Fleming November 9, 2006
Get the Whore Rewardmug.