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1 definition by patchypirate

after sex, ejaculating in the girls open eye, then kicking her in the shin, creating a pirate motion as she holds her eye and grabs her shin. As an eye patch and peg leg.
Dude, i gave her a white pirate last night!
Dude, you are the kinkiest bastard ive ever met
by patchypirate October 24, 2007