65 definitions by papermachete

a combination of hello and yo

hellyo is used only to address people in frustration or anger
Hellyo! What the fuck are you doing?
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.
I went to carnalval and had so much sex with so many bodacious babes. It was a blast.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.

2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.

3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.

3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.

Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.

Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.

Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
(adj.) Like fularious, but damn instead of fuckin. Dularious = damn hilarious.
Did you see that dularious monkey sling its feces at those tourists?
by papermachete October 30, 2005
i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.

ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.

iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.

Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.

Isn't nothing something?
by PaperMachete October 24, 2005
that which you have to eat to survive.
i got home..got some food..no wait..smoked some pot..got some food..no..ordered a burrito..took out the trash
by papermachete November 01, 2005
(n.) The origin of this word could possibly be from bunkum, which means rubbish or hogwash.

(n.) A bed that has two mattress levels.
What a bunch of bunk! I do not sleep with my teddy bear...all the time.

Mike: That bunk looks mighty fine! I get to be on the top!
Nadia: Sicko.
by PaperMachete October 30, 2005

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