1 definition by papaParr
An Eastern Bay Area city where half the population are ranchers and the other half are wanna be thugs. Great if you want to consider yourself a Bay Area resident but don't actually want to live there. If you go to the top of the parking garage there will always be someone ready to sell you drugs. Lots of wine, downtown is alright, schools are eh, people are eh, hills are cool, windmills are relaxing, lab might explode any second, city has an element named after it, worlds longest lasting light bulb, and donuts. Need I say more?
Historian: Did you know they named it Livermore because of all the clinically depressed teenagers who drink themselves till their livers collapse?
Person: Wow, you learn something new everyday
Person: Wow, you learn something new everyday
by papaParr June 2, 2017