4 definitions by pajaime

An online adventure game that turns normal aspiring human beings into brainwashed robots.

I myself know from experience; i played this game for over 4 years starting in 2002. Let me tell you, in my 19 years of life, those 4 years were the darkest, most desolate years ever. I quit soccer two years ago to make more time to play. I ditched guitar. At this time two years ago, (1:37AM), my "rune night" would have begun and continued well into the afternoon of the next day.

The feeling while playing this game is ironically satisfactory. While playing, you think of nothing but the game. Personal and worldy affairs don't mean a thing. In fact, the most important thing on your mind is when and how you're going to get that next combat level. A news report about a bridge collapsing in Minnesota and plunging 50 cars hundereds of feet into the Mississippi river won't phase you. If you're away from runescape, i.e. in school, you find yourself thinking and fantasizing about the game, as if you're going to have sex with an incredibly gorgeous woman when you get home. Oddly enough, after playing, you feel a a feeling of resentment, from yourself and the declining number of people you know, regardless if those people you know play Runescape or not.

The addictive quailities in this game are stifling, as simple movements of the finger are ONLY required to play this game. Yet the game is a drug. The fact that goals in runescape are extremely infatuating to achieve and are much more convinient to achieve than real life goals are what make this game addicting.

Luckily, the players are in Runescape are starting to decline in terms of maturity and decency, which is helping to draw some players away. But this is not enough. If you want to quit playing, it has to hit you. I sat on my rooftop on a cold Decemeber night at 3AM after playing for hours and reflected on what Runescape does for me. The answer is it doesn't mean a god damn thing, even though those skill goals are drawing you back to the game. The thought of wasting hours to fuel a ridiculous addiction plagued me, and finally i said fuck it. I wanted to go back inside and play the game so badly, and I did. This time i took EVERY item and owned and dropped it. Made a bogus and lengthy password and recovery questions by typing in the answers while closing my eyes and my addiction was cured.

That was four months ago. I have not been back, and never will be back. My account is locked by my own doing and will forever be lost. This game came close to ruining my life, had i not taken action. Bottom line: if you are addicted and know you have to quit, do it now while the thought is fresh and before you are thrusted back into the lies of Runescape. Act now, destroy your account, and you will be cured.
Studies show that runescape has increased suicide rates by 20% since the release of RS2
by pajaime December 05, 2007
xxxpropasal is an organization that basically hunts for couples in need of cash. However, the chick must have sex with one of the members of xxxproposal in order to acquire a hefty 1000 dollars for her "efforts." Additionally, the boyfriend must to be present to visually witness the fucking before him. Also, the cameraman is allowed to taunt the boyfriend because shit i mean his buddy is fuckin his girlfriend right in front of him haha.
xxxproposal is a great if you need a quick 1000, but be ready to hand over your chick. Beats the shit outta the lottery anyways
by pajaime November 29, 2007
A woman, or in some extreme cases a man, who orally or sexually satisifies only black penises. White cock satisfaction is unquestionably prohibited. There are many websites dedicated to this practice and as of the early 21st century has become a booming and profitable industry.
Molly is totally a black cock slut now, shes pretty much white meat on black street
by pajaime November 29, 2007
an individual i used to go to high school with of phillipino and irish descent. His parents are imelda and edward and they are icons. Patrick enjoys guitar, mainly metal, hardcore, pop punk, and that genre where fat middle aged people with obnoxious looking acoustic guitars basically slap their instrument and finger tap. He also enjoys xbox and other mediums of online gaming, such as call of duties, halo, cs source, and battlefield.

We once got in a fight in high school over my girl situation probably, but we both realized we were being colonel cluster fucks so we were friends again. He used to sit at my lunch table and often appears to be pissed off but he is actually a warm gentleman.

Recently, he lost his virginity to a girl named Poncho who has a boyfriend due to a one night stand while in the same room as two other people. He claims to have gone "limp" due to unknown causes and thus failed to finish which is probably favorable in the long run as he forgot to put his socks on.

Some of his most well known lines are "Do work, son," or "sick........" or "werd........" and even the occasional "i could write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls!"

Patrick is currently at oklahoma state university, where he chases after women with nose piercings and aspires to get his dick wet once more, while maintaining a steady GPA.
"Go ahead and sit down, cunt" -Patrick Tooey
by pajaime November 29, 2007

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