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2 definitions by pages2type

 
1.
Noun: One who was addicted to the iPad before it ever came out and now won't shut up about them or hear a bad word spoken about how transformative they are. Usually uses the phrase "I hold the internet in my hands" excessively.
Don't even go near him with that laptop, he's an iPaddict.
by pages2type April 06, 2010
 
2.
Someone who will give you their entire life story at the slightest provocation.
"She had me cornered for an hour, telling me about her childhood; she's such a bio-hazard."
by Pages2Type February 04, 2010