10 definitions by paddywack

Skeetworthy

A woman who a man considers worthy of receiving his man juice all over her body. Typically seen on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Maxim, and the like, these women are the ones who we men would have sex with, whether we would tell anyone or not.

Damn, look at that girl right there, would you do her? Hell yeah man, she's skeetworthy!

by paddywack February 16, 2007

Distribution

Plural form of the Urban Dictionary word "Distribute."

Distribution of course referring to the act of providing more than one lady friend with the "goods" in close chronologic succession, therefore supplying a volume of distribution worth being proud of.

Dude 1: "So what did you do this weekend mayne?"

Dude 2: "Aww shiznit man, I banged 3 girls on Friday night, 2 on Saturday, and then 1 more on Sunday. I'm telling you, distribution levels were high!"

by paddywack February 16, 2009

gonnew

Urban version of going to. Indigenous to the northerners of America, but used by many.

"You better not drop that cat in the furnace!"

"I wasn't gonnew!"

by paddywack November 17, 2006

Gnome Sayin

Proper spelling of the popular phrase "Know what I'm sayin"

I'd like to get face from her erry day, gnome sayin!

by paddywack November 17, 2005

Big Bad Wolf

Simply put, the greatest head giver in the history of the act. If given the opportunity, she could easily blow a house down.

"That bitch was like the Big Bad Wolf, cause she blew my fucking house in!"

by paddywack February 17, 2009

Distribute

A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.

Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."

Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."

cut off mid-sentence by single guy

Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"

by paddywack February 16, 2009

Nahs Mean

An offshoot of the popular phrase, "Nah Mean."
Only this version is for the plural, "Knows what I mean"

"You may not know what I'm talking about, but Brad nahs mean."

by paddywack August 29, 2006