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A boring ass alcoholic hillbilly ghost town south of Edmonton Alberta. It is the most boring place on earth. There is absolutely nothing to do except get drunk, stoned, or leave town. Never come here. (Unless you have something entertaining to offer)
Calmar, Alberta, Canada; Thorsby, Ab, Can; Warburg, Ab Can; etc
by p0ptart01 April 9, 2009
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