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ameobaphiliac

Being in love with diseases, being enamoured by diseases. Different from hypochondira in that it stems not from a fear or false preceptions of having a diseases but from a genuine interest.
My grandma thinks she's always sick and loves going to the hospital. Everyone calls her a hypochondriac, but when I see the sparkle in her eyes when she starts on about her diseases, I've come to realize that she's an ameobaphiliac.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 13, 2010
mugGet the ameobaphiliacmug.

lala guy

A boss or supervisor, who has absolutely no standards for his or her employees, and barely expects you to show up, let alone on time. The good part of having a lala guy (or gal) at your job, is that you can pretty much do whatever you want, including: smoke dope, study japanese, kill people and drink their blood (did I say that out loud), swap paychecks with the guy making more money than you, and pull off double shifts from the comfort of your own living room. Unfortunately, with a lala guy in charge, NOTHING ever gets done, and the work environment eventually turns into the island from Lord of the Flies.
Phoebe: Man, I miss my last boss, he was a lala guy.
Allison: Didn't he let you pull a 108 hour shift once.
Phoebe: Yup, I swiped in and went home, and didn't show up for the rest of the week. Then when I finally came back in, he gave me an employee of the week award.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
mugGet the lala guymug.

White Mail

The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.
Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010
mugGet the White Mailmug.

slow motion balls

anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
mugGet the slow motion ballsmug.

jack seven

said to confirm outcomes based solely on extremely good luck, circumstances of uncommon fortune, results that in all probability are difficult to repeat.
I met a seven hot girls at the club who all wanted my number so I have a date lined up for every day of the week.

Jack Seven, you ugly pervy fuck-face.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 7, 2010
mugGet the jack sevenmug.
Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
mugGet the dolphin worshipping athiest parentsmug.

smath

Also known as Tetracologicalzemur, it is hard to come by as it requires several days alchemy. Common uses are for growing out of control African Violets, cleaning spitoons, and also paizzaer. Also can be used to summon pigeons, which will later be eaten by the hawks you summon.
These african violets are not nearly as out of control as they could be, plus I feel like feeding the hawks, better cook up some smath.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 28, 2010
mugGet the smathmug.

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