p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010

sterility

a wonderful thing, lowers the possibility for yucky complications of accidental pregnancy while ensuring that birth control in all it's glowing toxicity is not necessary

I don't have to worry about accidentally knocking my girl up as a result of possibly mutual sterility.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 12, 2010

sixth time's a charm

it's when you're asked a question, you answer honestly and the person who asked you keeps bugging you about it until you are able to figure out exactly what they wanted to hear so you can tell them that and finally make them happy.

Grandma: Do you like the soup?
Gina: Sure.
Grandma: Are you sure it's not too hot, I know you don't like it too spicy.

Gina: Not too spicy.
Grandma: It's just like your favourite recipie?
Gina: Sure tastes good.
Grandma: I tried to make it like you like it?
Gina: You did a great job.
Grandma: I ran out of the paprika though, so I changed a few of the spices?
Gina: My GOD! Is that Rosemary I taste, that's brilliant, Grandma, I never would have thought Rosemary.
Grandma: Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful *chirps away humming*
Gina: Sixth time's a charm.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010

lala guy

A boss or supervisor, who has absolutely no standards for his or her employees, and barely expects you to show up, let alone on time. The good part of having a lala guy (or gal) at your job, is that you can pretty much do whatever you want, including: smoke dope, study japanese, kill people and drink their blood (did I say that out loud), swap paychecks with the guy making more money than you, and pull off double shifts from the comfort of your own living room. Unfortunately, with a lala guy in charge, NOTHING ever gets done, and the work environment eventually turns into the island from Lord of the Flies.

Phoebe: Man, I miss my last boss, he was a lala guy.
Allison: Didn't he let you pull a 108 hour shift once.
Phoebe: Yup, I swiped in and went home, and didn't show up for the rest of the week. Then when I finally came back in, he gave me an employee of the week award.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

Greg Kriesel

The incredibly sexy man-whore, responsible for the arbitrarily pitched backing vocals for AFI.

Person 1: *shouts over noise of speaker* AFI's vocals seem very consistent, today.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

smath

Also known as Tetracologicalzemur, it is hard to come by as it requires several days alchemy. Common uses are for growing out of control African Violets, cleaning spitoons, and also paizzaer. Also can be used to summon pigeons, which will later be eaten by the hawks you summon.

These african violets are not nearly as out of control as they could be, plus I feel like feeding the hawks, better cook up some smath.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 28, 2010

jack seven

said to confirm outcomes based solely on extremely good luck, circumstances of uncommon fortune, results that in all probability are difficult to repeat.

I met a seven hot girls at the club who all wanted my number so I have a date lined up for every day of the week.

Jack Seven, you ugly pervy fuck-face.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 7, 2010