p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

jack seven

said to confirm outcomes based solely on extremely good luck, circumstances of uncommon fortune, results that in all probability are difficult to repeat.

I met a seven hot girls at the club who all wanted my number so I have a date lined up for every day of the week.

Jack Seven, you ugly pervy fuck-face.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 7, 2010

left eye lobo

A cantakerous highly volitile army veteran, he usually hangs out around queen and yonge. He's usually muttering to himself about korea and the gulf. No one can be fully sure when left eye lobo had his first lobotomy, but according to his some-what unreliable accounts chances are sometime after he blew up at his drill sergent and before he was dispatched as a guerilla. Left eye-lobo hates women as they remind him of his "ona" which means woman in japanese, and is what he uses to refer to his mother. When he's not slapping teenage girl's butts and offering to pay them two dollars for sexual favours he can be seen taking "kung fu" joy rides in his shopping cart.

Left Eye Lobo: Shut up, ona, I'm telling the story.

Me: Sure, 'cause you scare me.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010

roulette rake

a good tool for pushing crazed teenaged fangirls out of the way when going to see eclipse in theatres.

Eclipse is scheduled to be released in theatres June 20th. I must make sure I take my roulette rake with me as there is likely to be a lot of crazed teenaged fangirls.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 28, 2010

avatar

a really great movie. possibly the greatest.

I just saw avatar last week, and it was possibly the greatest movie I've seen in a while.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 7, 2010

boykinia

a hardy plant, with small white and yellow flowers, that somewhat resembles a parsley plant.

I like blossoming plants but they attract too many yellow jackets. I like herbs but they grow to vigourously, so I compromised and planted a boykinia.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh October 18, 2010

felter

food and shelter

I'm going to go to the cathedral on uni as I heard they offer felter to homeless wags like I.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 6, 2010

the secret punk-off

it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!

Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010