p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions
Mike: I think I might be TI
Me: Why?
Mike: Well I just got my internet hooked up at home, and I went to youtube.com. It asked me to sign in, and asked for my email address, and my address, and a password, then it asked for my cell phone number, so I filled it in, and then I got a call 2 minutes later, tell me that I had signed a contract agreeing to pay $5 a week for text messages.
Me: Oh, dear. You were raped by the internet.
Me: Why?
Mike: Well I just got my internet hooked up at home, and I went to youtube.com. It asked me to sign in, and asked for my email address, and my address, and a password, then it asked for my cell phone number, so I filled it in, and then I got a call 2 minutes later, tell me that I had signed a contract agreeing to pay $5 a week for text messages.
Me: Oh, dear. You were raped by the internet.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010
Get the TImug. A vodka trick shot is when a scantily dressed and decenlty drunken girl climbs up onto the pool table to make a long shot, then side swipes the cue ball into the corner pocket, competely avoiding any other target on the table and still manages to leave all her male companions whole-heartedly impressed.
*cue ball is sunk*
Drunken Girl: **woops,...i..think......I...mesthed...that..up.....heheheHEHEHhehehHEHEHHEHHheehehHEHEHehehehehehheh!!!!!!!@
Guy: Wow, how'd you get your boobies to manover the cue like that?
Immune friend: *sighs* Quite the Vodka Trick Shot!
Drunken Girl: **woops,...i..think......I...mesthed...that..up.....heheheHEHEHhehehHEHEHHEHHheehehHEHEHehehehehehheh!!!!!!!@
Guy: Wow, how'd you get your boobies to manover the cue like that?
Immune friend: *sighs* Quite the Vodka Trick Shot!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 9, 2010
Get the Vodka Trick Shotmug. pretaining to, for use of, or in relation to, the study of freaks; freakology, as an independant mental state.
freakism combines, anthropology, with sociology, and psychology to illustrate the designations between the sane and the insane.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 13, 2010
Get the freakismmug. It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.
SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010
Get the internet sociopath lie detectormug. A safe way to call a person a hermaphrodite to their face. Unless the person speaks German, then you're out of luck.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
Get the zwittermug. A syndrome commonly seen by prostitutes, whereby the John is unable to get arroused. If the prostitute is a high end well experience sex trade worker she will easily be able to isolate the psychological barriers preventing the John from attaining an errection and completing the service. However some prositutes may be forced into prostitution on the black market and are not experienced or highly intuitive and this may in some cases perpetuate little john syndrome indefinitely.
Anise experiences little john syndrome on a regular basis and soothes the John by feigning innocence to the johns issues at the john (aka crapper/pisser) and John's guilt and self-loathing for visiting her instead working and going home to his wife.
Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.
Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2010
Get the Little John Syndromemug. Person 1: *shouts over noise of speaker* AFI's vocals seem very consistent, today.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
Get the Greg Krieselmug.