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NERB! Yah

Acronym for Not Everything 'r 'bout yah.
Heavy with irony, to be used as a strict wake up call when you're friend has trailed off an proverbially fallen asleep facedown in a bowl of soup.
Dan: And now I will be listing all the things I like about shooshi. I like her smile. I like her laugh. I like her aww, cuteness, I like her...

.... 15 minutes later tired from rambling for 15 minutes, we find Dan snoring facedown in a bowl of soup.
Standard Operating Proceedure: NERB! Yah.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 24, 2010
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wallpaper tattoo

A wallpaper tattoo is a tattoo of a pattern or print, like leopard print, fishnet, or paisely.
I'm scottish so I got a wallpaper tattoo of plaid around my thighs.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
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sixth time's a charm

it's when you're asked a question, you answer honestly and the person who asked you keeps bugging you about it until you are able to figure out exactly what they wanted to hear so you can tell them that and finally make them happy.
Grandma: Do you like the soup?
Gina: Sure.
Grandma: Are you sure it's not too hot, I know you don't like it too spicy.

Gina: Not too spicy.
Grandma: It's just like your favourite recipie?
Gina: Sure tastes good.
Grandma: I tried to make it like you like it?
Gina: You did a great job.
Grandma: I ran out of the paprika though, so I changed a few of the spices?
Gina: My GOD! Is that Rosemary I taste, that's brilliant, Grandma, I never would have thought Rosemary.
Grandma: Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful *chirps away humming*
Gina: Sixth time's a charm.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010
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sterility

a wonderful thing, lowers the possibility for yucky complications of accidental pregnancy while ensuring that birth control in all it's glowing toxicity is not necessary
I don't have to worry about accidentally knocking my girl up as a result of possibly mutual sterility.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 12, 2010
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stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010
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TI

The antonym of IT (Information Technology)
Definition: Technically Illiterate
Mike: I think I might be TI
Me: Why?
Mike: Well I just got my internet hooked up at home, and I went to youtube.com. It asked me to sign in, and asked for my email address, and my address, and a password, then it asked for my cell phone number, so I filled it in, and then I got a call 2 minutes later, tell me that I had signed a contract agreeing to pay $5 a week for text messages.

Me: Oh, dear. You were raped by the internet.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010
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Vodka Trick Shot

A vodka trick shot is when a scantily dressed and decenlty drunken girl climbs up onto the pool table to make a long shot, then side swipes the cue ball into the corner pocket, competely avoiding any other target on the table and still manages to leave all her male companions whole-heartedly impressed.
*cue ball is sunk*
Drunken Girl: **woops,...i..think......I...mesthed...that..up.....heheheHEHEHhehehHEHEHHEHHheehehHEHEHehehehehehheh!!!!!!!@

Guy: Wow, how'd you get your boobies to manover the cue like that?
Immune friend: *sighs* Quite the Vodka Trick Shot!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 9, 2010
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