p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

sixth time's a charm

it's when you're asked a question, you answer honestly and the person who asked you keeps bugging you about it until you are able to figure out exactly what they wanted to hear so you can tell them that and finally make them happy.

Grandma: Do you like the soup?
Gina: Sure.
Grandma: Are you sure it's not too hot, I know you don't like it too spicy.

Gina: Not too spicy.
Grandma: It's just like your favourite recipie?
Gina: Sure tastes good.
Grandma: I tried to make it like you like it?
Gina: You did a great job.
Grandma: I ran out of the paprika though, so I changed a few of the spices?
Gina: My GOD! Is that Rosemary I taste, that's brilliant, Grandma, I never would have thought Rosemary.
Grandma: Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful *chirps away humming*
Gina: Sixth time's a charm.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010

between personalities

Between personalities is when a person has a two different distinct personalities for different social circles for eg; work, friends, family, and while transitioning between his/her alter egos gets stuck half way.

I was recovering from last night's rave, when grandpa called me from the hospital to say that grandma had been admitted and when I got there, I was still between personalities.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

Australia

The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!

Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.

Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.

Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010

slinky of death

an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.

The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 5, 2011

PWS

PWS: Pockets, Wallet, Shoes. It's the once over you give yourself when a drunk street magician comes up to you and offers to show you a card trick and at first you half expect him to screw up, drop the cards and barf on you, but then he proceeds to pull off a trick that both blows your mind AND has you questioning reality for the next 45 minutes. You do the PWS once-over, 'cause if he can do that, then what else is he capable of?

Wow, that was some trick. First, PWS: pockets, wallet shoes. Check. Now, for the important question: Why is it that I can't fry an egg with my mind?

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010

zweedt

the compulsion to stockpile cuban cigars en masse, also the expression used to describe the experience of smoking a cuban cigar.

*smoking a cuban* Person 1: zweedt
*smoking inferior tobbaco* Person 2: Where'd you get that cigar, mine tastes like licking a used tire incinerator.
*clearly gloating* Person 1: I suffer from zweedt.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010