p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

Reprograming

It's what you call it when, you're family finds you, takes you home from the cult, and deprograms you, then the cult finds you again, takes you back from your family, and has to go through the process of brainwashing you all over again.

Father Sirius: Good news, children, we have located Sally, and she still would love to be with us all when the great ship comes to take us to the Mecca of the stars, unfortunately her family don't believe in our destiny, so I need you to go to her house and bring her back to us.

Sister R5G331D: First reprograming Sally, then saltine, crackers and space milk. It's the greatest day ever!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010

pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

PWS

PWS: Pockets, Wallet, Shoes. It's the once over you give yourself when a drunk street magician comes up to you and offers to show you a card trick and at first you half expect him to screw up, drop the cards and barf on you, but then he proceeds to pull off a trick that both blows your mind AND has you questioning reality for the next 45 minutes. You do the PWS once-over, 'cause if he can do that, then what else is he capable of?

Wow, that was some trick. First, PWS: pockets, wallet shoes. Check. Now, for the important question: Why is it that I can't fry an egg with my mind?

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010

between personalities

Between personalities is when a person has a two different distinct personalities for different social circles for eg; work, friends, family, and while transitioning between his/her alter egos gets stuck half way.

I was recovering from last night's rave, when grandpa called me from the hospital to say that grandma had been admitted and when I got there, I was still between personalities.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

Australia

The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!

Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.

Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.

Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010

Twilight

horrible, horrible drivel.

(Actually, I like the saga. I found it ENTERTAINING. Unlike, say, anything written by Margaret Attwood, efin snore. However, I just want to be cool like everyone else, and rag on the books.)

Many people believe twilight is killing vampire culture thought when you boil it down there's nothing wrong with the actual storyline. Sadly the book suffers from a dumb-down teen-fiction blandness of atmosphere and a writing style with a complete lack of character.

Yet, it could be much worse for vampires:

Imagine:
Animé Samurai Robot/Vampire/Catpeople. *Deep Shudder* I think I just puked a little in my mouth.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh August 7, 2010

slinky of death

an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.

The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 5, 2011