p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

zwitter

A safe way to call a person a hermaphrodite to their face. Unless the person speaks German, then you're out of luck.

Person 1: Hi, Zwitter.
Hermaphrodite: Hey, guys. I might just have the best nickname, of all.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

internet sociopath lie detector

It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.

SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010

Australia

The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!

Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.

Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.

Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010

sixth time's a charm

it's when you're asked a question, you answer honestly and the person who asked you keeps bugging you about it until you are able to figure out exactly what they wanted to hear so you can tell them that and finally make them happy.

Grandma: Do you like the soup?
Gina: Sure.
Grandma: Are you sure it's not too hot, I know you don't like it too spicy.

Gina: Not too spicy.
Grandma: It's just like your favourite recipie?
Gina: Sure tastes good.
Grandma: I tried to make it like you like it?
Gina: You did a great job.
Grandma: I ran out of the paprika though, so I changed a few of the spices?
Gina: My GOD! Is that Rosemary I taste, that's brilliant, Grandma, I never would have thought Rosemary.
Grandma: Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful *chirps away humming*
Gina: Sixth time's a charm.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010

sterility

a wonderful thing, lowers the possibility for yucky complications of accidental pregnancy while ensuring that birth control in all it's glowing toxicity is not necessary

I don't have to worry about accidentally knocking my girl up as a result of possibly mutual sterility.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 12, 2010

slinky of death

an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.

The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 5, 2011