p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

NERB! Yah

Acronym for Not Everything 'r 'bout yah.
Heavy with irony, to be used as a strict wake up call when you're friend has trailed off an proverbially fallen asleep facedown in a bowl of soup.

Dan: And now I will be listing all the things I like about shooshi. I like her smile. I like her laugh. I like her aww, cuteness, I like her...

.... 15 minutes later tired from rambling for 15 minutes, we find Dan snoring facedown in a bowl of soup.
Standard Operating Proceedure: NERB! Yah.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 24, 2010

animegasm

an orgasm resulting from the watching of, creating of, or participating in anime.

I just had the most mind blowing animegasm. It involves a girl you know, a goat, a brickwall, a lot of tissues, and a circle of old biddies watching and crying their jealous little eyeballs out.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 8, 2010

ameobaphiliac

Being in love with diseases, being enamoured by diseases. Different from hypochondira in that it stems not from a fear or false preceptions of having a diseases but from a genuine interest.

My grandma thinks she's always sick and loves going to the hospital. Everyone calls her a hypochondriac, but when I see the sparkle in her eyes when she starts on about her diseases, I've come to realize that she's an ameobaphiliac.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 13, 2010

lala guy

A boss or supervisor, who has absolutely no standards for his or her employees, and barely expects you to show up, let alone on time. The good part of having a lala guy (or gal) at your job, is that you can pretty much do whatever you want, including: smoke dope, study japanese, kill people and drink their blood (did I say that out loud), swap paychecks with the guy making more money than you, and pull off double shifts from the comfort of your own living room. Unfortunately, with a lala guy in charge, NOTHING ever gets done, and the work environment eventually turns into the island from Lord of the Flies.

Phoebe: Man, I miss my last boss, he was a lala guy.
Allison: Didn't he let you pull a 108 hour shift once.
Phoebe: Yup, I swiped in and went home, and didn't show up for the rest of the week. Then when I finally came back in, he gave me an employee of the week award.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

tribalism

a non-economically based type of social structure, usually associated with a high focus on personal individuality, close interpersonal relationships, an intergration with the natural environment, and loose social hierarchy.

Naming each and every world city as it's own country would be a step towards reverting to tribalism.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

feng shui

the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.

I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010

oppositology

The study of the mechanism that 'hubbies' use on their significant other's to extract results.

Leala: *grumpy, not in the mood*
Greg: I don't know if we should have sex anymore?
Leala: Why?
Greg: Well, it's just that you're not that good in bed.
Leala: No way, but I could do so much better, I promise. I'm going to show you right now.
Greg: The oppositology results are in. Greg one, leala zero.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010