p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions
The papaya trick 2 can and is in most cases used as a retaliation to the papaya trick. The person on the losing end of the papaya trick, will in most cases attempt to do the papaya trick 2. This trick loses it's potency if too much time is allowed to pass. Ideally the papaya trick 2 is performed immediately after the papaya trick, so if you have just sucessfully executed a papaya trick it is important that you keep in mind that you are not yet in the clear and keep your eyes open for any signs of the following:
Your friend who just got conked on the head offers to take the papaya off your hands.
Your friend with papaya now in hand offers to show you a trick of his/her own.
Your friend asks you to close you eyes.
If you fail to recognise any of these warning signs, it is still not too late. You only need to remember one thing, when you find yourself the victim of the papaya trick 2: CLENCH
Your friend will now try to shove the papaya up your rectum. If you have failed to divert the proceeding of the papaya trick 2 at this point, now, the papaya's going in, whether you like it or not. You must now remember to UNCLENCH, or you will begin to feel an increasing amount of discomfort. You must now try to relax you anus and allow the papaya to gently slide in.
If you failed to twart the papaya trick 2 you must then admit that you have been bested and convey a show good sportsmanship for at that point you have sadly been outwitted at your own game.
Your friend who just got conked on the head offers to take the papaya off your hands.
Your friend with papaya now in hand offers to show you a trick of his/her own.
Your friend asks you to close you eyes.
If you fail to recognise any of these warning signs, it is still not too late. You only need to remember one thing, when you find yourself the victim of the papaya trick 2: CLENCH
Your friend will now try to shove the papaya up your rectum. If you have failed to divert the proceeding of the papaya trick 2 at this point, now, the papaya's going in, whether you like it or not. You must now remember to UNCLENCH, or you will begin to feel an increasing amount of discomfort. You must now try to relax you anus and allow the papaya to gently slide in.
If you failed to twart the papaya trick 2 you must then admit that you have been bested and convey a show good sportsmanship for at that point you have sadly been outwitted at your own game.
Hmm, I didn't really like that papaya trick, but I have a better one, close you eyes, turn around, hahaha, I call it papaya trick 2. Now you see it now you don't. Ahahahaha!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010
Get the papaya trick 2mug. Queer pressure generally applies to girls. It relates to the pressure to do lesbian acts with your girlfriends to impress sexually deviant boys.
Sexually Deviant Boy: You and Tabitha are such great friends.
Nancy: Ya.
Tabitha: Ya.
Sexually Deviant Boy: You should hold hands.
Nancy: Okay.
Tabitha: Sure.
Sexually Deviant Boy: Now straddle Tabitha.
Tabitha: I guess.
Nancy: *jumps on*
Sexually deviant Boy: Now Tabitha take your top off and Nancy kiss her tits a little.
Nancy: I don't know.
Tabitha: We don't...
Sexually deviant Boy: Fine I guess you two aren't as sexy as I thought.
Laine: *reading national geographics in the corner* Lay off the queer pressure.
Nancy: Ya.
Tabitha: Ya.
Sexually Deviant Boy: You should hold hands.
Nancy: Okay.
Tabitha: Sure.
Sexually Deviant Boy: Now straddle Tabitha.
Tabitha: I guess.
Nancy: *jumps on*
Sexually deviant Boy: Now Tabitha take your top off and Nancy kiss her tits a little.
Nancy: I don't know.
Tabitha: We don't...
Sexually deviant Boy: Fine I guess you two aren't as sexy as I thought.
Laine: *reading national geographics in the corner* Lay off the queer pressure.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
Get the queer pressuremug. Translated from the serbian: jedi govna i umzi.
A common phrase when you want to tell someone not to be an idiot, not to speak crap, that you're annoyed, by them, or don't believe them.
A common phrase when you want to tell someone not to be an idiot, not to speak crap, that you're annoyed, by them, or don't believe them.
Tim: I bankrolled a cool mil onto my offshore swiss bank account but I lost it all to crash in February.
Me: Eat shit and die!
Me: Eat shit and die!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 9, 2010
Get the Eat shit and diemug. Person 1: If I didn't know better I'd think you put something in my drink, because I'm starting to believe, I'm zindy.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
Get the zindymug. A non-human is one who wears the marker of the non-humans. 100% of the time, the marker is army dog-tags that say "NON-HUMAN".
Non-Human: Guys can we do what I want to do now?
Human: I see you have the marker of the non-human...
Non-Human: So that's a no?
Human: I see you have the marker of the non-human...
Non-Human: So that's a no?
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2009
Get the Non-Humanmug. Today, while I was getting coffee at the gas station, a couple of high-school students walked up to me and told me I reminded them of a older and creepier version of Jessica Simpson, and I said, why don't you bite me, half-people.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
Get the half-peoplemug. a good tool for pushing crazed teenaged fangirls out of the way when going to see eclipse in theatres.
Eclipse is scheduled to be released in theatres June 20th. I must make sure I take my roulette rake with me as there is likely to be a lot of crazed teenaged fangirls.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 28, 2010
Get the roulette rakemug.