chipmunk voice

anything sounds cuter when said in a chipmunk voice

Weirdo with chipmunk voice: *sings* (drunkenly and off-key): Feeeeeel, the loove... Feeeel, the love,... in your butt!

Some chicks: *in unison* Aw, chipmunk voice!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010

do save the pandas

What hippy-earth-mother babbles about when she's not laughing about cocaine.

Hippy-earth-mother: We should save the north australian tree-frog, but please also do save the pandas.
Stef: What the hell is the powdered white stuff on my shirt.
Hippy-earth-mother: LOLOLOLOLOL! COCAINE!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

feng shui

the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.

I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 01, 2010

gray baby

Babies that are the result of union between a black and a white person because black + white = gray.

My parents expressly explained to me why it would be socially-economically complicated to bring home a gray baby and in the process forbid me from hiring any more homeless schizos to work for their private company.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 09, 2010

Plan Zed

The plan you go to when the first 25 plans failed.

Abby: Well the first 25 ideas didn't work.

Gail: Don't worry, move onto Plan Zed.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

sarkgasm

having an orgasm from hearing your own dry wit

*checking out sexy women's lingerie*
Patifus: *drowsymusing* huh, they should make this kind of thing for dudes. The matching tops and bottoms.
Narcifus: Really? Patifus. Really? Oh wait, Sarkgasm. Mmm-hmm.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 04, 2010

slurry

It's the unintelligable string of curse words that comes out when you're sleep deprived, drunk, or otherwise verbally incapacitated and is used to punctuate your speach.

I can't sleep on airplanes, so going into hour 26 without sleep, I greeted my relatives at the airport with modest enthusiasm and filled out my weak sentence structure with a cheerful expulsion of slurry.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 31, 2010