p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

PWS

PWS: Pockets, Wallet, Shoes. It's the once over you give yourself when a drunk street magician comes up to you and offers to show you a card trick and at first you half expect him to screw up, drop the cards and barf on you, but then he proceeds to pull off a trick that both blows your mind AND has you questioning reality for the next 45 minutes. You do the PWS once-over, 'cause if he can do that, then what else is he capable of?

Wow, that was some trick. First, PWS: pockets, wallet shoes. Check. Now, for the important question: Why is it that I can't fry an egg with my mind?

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010

White Mail

The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.

Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010

sterility

a wonderful thing, lowers the possibility for yucky complications of accidental pregnancy while ensuring that birth control in all it's glowing toxicity is not necessary

I don't have to worry about accidentally knocking my girl up as a result of possibly mutual sterility.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 12, 2010

Reprograming

It's what you call it when, you're family finds you, takes you home from the cult, and deprograms you, then the cult finds you again, takes you back from your family, and has to go through the process of brainwashing you all over again.

Father Sirius: Good news, children, we have located Sally, and she still would love to be with us all when the great ship comes to take us to the Mecca of the stars, unfortunately her family don't believe in our destiny, so I need you to go to her house and bring her back to us.

Sister R5G331D: First reprograming Sally, then saltine, crackers and space milk. It's the greatest day ever!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010

karma

Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."

*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

pooko

a masculinized version of pooka: According to Irish Myth, a leprachaun, of slightly meaner mischief.

If you don't put milk out for the pookos at night they'll get annoyed and burn your house down.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010