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WoW

Etymology: ACRONYM = World of warcraft.

Definition: WoW means anything that consumes your entire life, becomes a ritual compulsion, that you obsess over daily, that you dream about, that your brain has become hardwired to, and can sometimes make you neglectful of all other pastimes, responsibilities, and activities.

Note: Also makes a clever emoticon when spelled exactly WoW.
Lord of the rings took 3 decades to complete and with all the subsequently released literature it becomes clear to see that Middle Earth was J.R.R. Tolkiens WoW.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 22, 2009
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Reprograming

It's what you call it when, you're family finds you, takes you home from the cult, and deprograms you, then the cult finds you again, takes you back from your family, and has to go through the process of brainwashing you all over again.
Father Sirius: Good news, children, we have located Sally, and she still would love to be with us all when the great ship comes to take us to the Mecca of the stars, unfortunately her family don't believe in our destiny, so I need you to go to her house and bring her back to us.

Sister R5G331D: First reprograming Sally, then saltine, crackers and space milk. It's the greatest day ever!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010
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pooko

a masculinized version of pooka: According to Irish Myth, a leprachaun, of slightly meaner mischief.
If you don't put milk out for the pookos at night they'll get annoyed and burn your house down.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
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karma

Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."
*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
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pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.
Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010
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tightlips

a person who never says much to anyone, who rarely speaks, and if so only in brief bursts of monosyllabic meter.
Churchgoer 1: Hey, Marty, how's your family, Merry Christmas, it's so great to see you, you look well, God bless us all at this special time of year, and can you believe this weather, just spectacular, wouldn't you say?
Marty: shuR thanKs, Mrry krisMas *leaves*
Churchgoer 2: That Marty's pretty much a tightlips, isn't he.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010
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zweedt

the compulsion to stockpile cuban cigars en masse, also the expression used to describe the experience of smoking a cuban cigar.
*smoking a cuban* Person 1: zweedt
*smoking inferior tobbaco* Person 2: Where'd you get that cigar, mine tastes like licking a used tire incinerator.
*clearly gloating* Person 1: I suffer from zweedt.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
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