4 definitions by ozcampbell

Scromelette

When you set off to make an omelette but life scrambles it along the way.

The Israelis put all their eggs in Trump's basket but after the votes were cooked; all they were left with, was one giant Scromelette.

by ozcampbell September 8, 2023

monstromy

The continuing propagation of the race of monsters.

"Like characters on Sesame Street, the show's monstromy keeps the species of puppets alive."

by ozcampbell September 12, 2023

Suspise

To be suspicious of, when in doubt.

Person 1: "There was a dinosaur in my garden last night?"
Person 2: "I suspise not."

Person 1: "I suspise that you are lying to me."
Person 2: "You suspise correctly."

by ozcampbell September 5, 2023

Kangasaur

An Australian Cold Sore (A Canker Sore) of the herpes genus afflicting people past a certain age (Old).

A relic of the Crustacean Age.

"Yeah, nah mate. Got this Kangasaur from kissing me Gran at Chrissie."

by ozcampbell September 5, 2023